Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

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1 How to Become a Virgin 0:48 96/24 Album only
2 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:58 96/24 Album only
3 Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:52 96/24 Album only
4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed 0:36 96/24 Album only
5 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:50 96/24 Album only
6 Perils of Believing in Round Squares 0:58 96/24 Album only
7 Flash's Theme 0:57 96/24 Album only
8 Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe 0:50 96/24 Album only
9 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs 0:38 96/24 Album only
10 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine 0:43 96/24 Album only
11 Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby 0:43 96/24 Album only
12 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia 1:05 96/24 Album only
13 Flight of the Wounded Locust 2:37 96/24 Album only
14 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed 0:42 96/24 Album only
15 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case 0:34 96/24 Album only
16 This Is Radio Surgery 0:41 96/24 Album only
17 Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition 0:46 96/24 Album only
18 Sever the Toes 0:53 96/24 Album only
19 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle 1:00 96/24 Album only
20 Moth-Eaten Deer Head 1:13 96/24 Album only
21 Brand New Set of Teeth 0:38 96/24 Album only
22 How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector 0:41 96/24 Album only
23 Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth 0:46 96/24 Album only
24 Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover) 0:30 96/24 Album only
25 Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) 0:33 96/24 Album only
26 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees 0:45 96/24 Album only
27 Straight from the Horse's Mouth 1:11 96/24 Album only
28 An Extra Piece of Dead Meat 0:39 96/24 Album only
29 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys 1:05 96/24 Album only
30 Backbones of Jack Asses 1:26 96/24 Album only
31 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality 0:37 96/24 Album only
32 Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour 0:42 96/24 Album only
33 High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family 0:58 96/24 Album only
34 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever) 0:49 96/24 Album only
35 Kill Roger Hedgecock 0:47 96/24 Album only
36 Hairspray Suppository 0:49 96/24 Album only
37 Cattle Mutilation 0:27 96/24 Album only
38 Prepare to Qualify 0:33 96/24 Album only
39 Pain Reliever 0:29 96/24 Album only
40 Off by a Long Shot 0:42 96/24 Album only
41 #99 0:29 96/24 Album only
42 Head Hits Concrete 0:48 96/24 Album only
43 Ass Gravity 0:37 96/24 Album only
44 Keep Off the Tracks 1:20 96/24 Album only

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© 2012 The Locust, Under Exclusive License to Anti, Inc.
℗ 2012 The Locust, Under Exclusive License to Anti, Inc.


Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs is an explosive 44-track album of rare and out-of-print material from the early heydays of the Locust. The Southern Californian rock legends have captivated audiences since 1994 with their aggression, complexity and new wave weirdness. Through the years, the band has seen various lineup changes and featured countless members of punk royalty including Crimson Curse’s Jimmy LaValle and Cattle Decapitation’s David Astor. This monumental release is the first time the entire band’s pre-Epitaph recordings have been made available as a singular body of work, an absolute essential.